The Doorbell Rules (aka How To Keep Me From Killing Your Inconsiderate Ass)

Sincerely, Dania Davis.
It really has come to this. The only reason they aren't on the door right now is because the I-
am-so-not-kidding
serious signs are on the door just in case those Jehovah's-Winessess-with-a-suicidal-streak come back.

I'm not really a mean person. A few ex-fiances might disagree, but most of them are buried in undisclosed locations, so fuck 'em. However, when it comes to the whole thing of friends or acquaintences or neighbors or just whoever the f*ck it might be deciding to just "drop in" without any warning/notice/call/heads-up...I say ABSOLUTELY YES PLEASE. More of you should do this...
After all, I don't get a chance to go to the firing range that often, and nothing beats a moving target.