More Fun Facts...

1. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (Don't ask me how you manage to get a job where one of your responsibilities is timing something like that. Seriously, can you imagine this guy at a dinner party being asked what he does for a living? He better have a really good sense of humor or else he probably doesn't go out much.)


2. Cat urine glows under a black light. (I can almost guarantee you right now some seriously stoned university students with a pet cat discovered this around 3am one morning.)


3. Our eyes stay the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. (So see, Mom, dammit...I wasn't lying about the flat tire on prom night. My nose was supposed to be getting longer!)


4. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Evidently, this theory was not tested on the inbred redneck neighbors I so enjoyed living next to a few years back. That woman's screech could reach a tone that only dogs could hear.)


5. There are more chickens than people in the world. (I'm not going near this one.)